Good morning bowling fans. After a choppy start through iceberg filled waters, the new bowling league season officially sets sail this week. We're launching into open lanes with high hopes, competitive spirits, and no more drama, please.
Welcome Aboard: New Season, New Vibes
We’ve got a new management crew at Bowlero this year, so let’s all be on our best behavior in the first few weeks. Especially with the parking lot shenanigans. For now, let’s park against the back wall of the parking lot. Maybe even park backwards for the car bars so that we can obscure their line of sight, like a foggy night in the Atlantic.
Don’t bring water bottles/hydro-flasks/owalas into the building, if you do, be discrete about it, please.
Introducing: The "Cellar Matches"
Week 1 kicks off with our brand-new “Cellar Matches,” where teams will battle with all other teams for top scores to avoid being in the cellar (bottom 4 scores). Teams will be awarded 2 points for every game that they are successful in avoiding the cellar.
Like most weeks, your team will be paired up with an opponent on a lane. During cellar matches, if you beat your opponent’s total score (all 3 games), you will be awarded a bonus 1 point.
League Fees
Due to an involuntary extension of on the season, league fees will be $220 this year. We know it’s a slight bump, but consider it your ticket aboard this beautiful bowling behemoth.
Jersey Grace Period
The jersey grace period will be in effect for the first two weeks. That gives you time to put on your finishing touches on team gear without facing any penalties.
So lace up, warm up, and bring your A-game. Whether you're aiming for a strike or just trying not to sink in the standings, we’re glad to have you aboard for another unforgettable season.